In the eternal words of Oscar Wilde, "That shit cray."
~ Sunday, July 20 ~
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doctorspontaneous:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Wait, why would you take off the Dean Martin hat? Why don’t you want to be Dean Martin?


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anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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~ Friday, July 11 ~
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~ Wednesday, July 2 ~
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For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.
n.t. (via jongisms)
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skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha


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~ Monday, June 30 ~
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christinefriar:

I’m reading Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s full 35-page dissent rn, so there will be some quoting.

christinefriar:

I’m reading Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s full 35-page dissent rn, so there will be some quoting.


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  • People on HGTV shows: wow this house is perfect and it's $150,000 less than our budget! Look at the open concept floor plan! Oh but wait... the master bathroom doesn't have a double vanity! I hate this house let's leave right now
Tags: i have been watching so much house hunters all of the house hunters these people are the worst
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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure


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i want a word for the almost-home.

that point where the highway’s monotony becomes familiar
that subway stop whose name will always wake you from day’s-end dozing
that first glimpse of the skyline
that you never loved until you left it behind.

what do you call the exit sign you see even in your dreams?
is there a name for the airport terminal you come back to,
comfortably exhausted?

i need a word for rounding your corner onto your street,
for seeing your city on the horizon,
for flying homewards down your highway.

give me a word for the boundary
between the world you went to see
and the small one you call your own.

i want a word for the moment you know
you’re almost home.

there and back again, n.m.h. (via anoraborealis)

There is a rest stop just inside the North Carolina border coming from Virginia where we always stop and go “Whew. Nearly there.”

(via kithnkin)


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~ Sunday, June 29 ~
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standingaloneonsolidground:

amporabutt:

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE STUPID
I WAS WRONG

I laughed so hard, full minute laughter

standingaloneonsolidground:

amporabutt:

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE STUPID

I WAS WRONG

I laughed so hard, full minute laughter

(Source: chemkitt)

Tags: i've been in a real shit mood all day but this is perfection this kind of mirth makes it all better
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  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.

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~ Saturday, June 28 ~
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manicpixiedreamfart:

badassho2012:

Dearest Pringles, 

I am so sorry that this is excessively late. Hopefully this terrible personalized gif-set of 12-year-old you freaking out over a Bollywood version of Zorro will make it up to you. 

-Baddest of the HOs. 

Original vid, if somebody wants to witness something heinous: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPElPtPAz7Y

some of my finest work

I have legitimately shown this post to a dozen people in an attempt to explain how wonderful BADASSHO is.

Tags: viral wins
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~ Sunday, June 22 ~
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Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

(Source: christmasblogger)

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~ Wednesday, June 18 ~
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I’m not the only one who finds Matt Drudge’s headline photos hilarious, right? Because this definitely looks like a scene from some 1950’s crime thriller about a retired NYPD detective.

I’m not the only one who finds Matt Drudge’s headline photos hilarious, right? Because this definitely looks like a scene from some 1950’s crime thriller about a retired NYPD detective.


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